Well, I reckon I got somethin’ to tell ya today. It’s about that big ol’ thing in the sky they call the Anubis asteroid. Now, don’t go thinkin’ this is some fancy science talk or nothin’, ’cause I’m just gonna tell ya what I know in plain words, like we do round here.
So, first off, Anubis ain’t just some rock floatin’ in space. Nope, it’s named after an ancient Egyptian god. Now, this Anubis fella, he’s the god of death and all them rituals what go along with it, like embalmin’ and guardin’ the graves. The folks in them olden times, they’d call on Anubis to help guide the dead to the afterlife. He’s got the head of a jackal, see, which is a kinda wild dog-like critter that’s smart and knows how to find things. So, I reckon that’s why he was picked to help with all them graveyard duties.
Now, back in 1960, this here asteroid, number 1912, was spotted up in the sky. It got its name from Anubis, of course, since it seemed to have some kinda link to them ancient Egyptian rituals. I’m not too sure how they make them connections, but I reckon the folks who study this stuff have their ways of knowin’. They say it’s connected to the astral plane, which is some kinda mysterious place that’s all about the stars and whatnot. But I just know it’s somethin’ that got folks real curious, especially since Anubis is all about the afterlife and them otherworldly places.
Now, ya might be wonderin’, how does this asteroid affect folks here on Earth? Well, I ain’t no astrologer or nothin’, but I hear tell that folks born under the sign of Anubis—those born between May 8 and 27, or June 29 and July 13—are a bit different. They’re the kind of people who like to keep to themselves, not real social, kinda introverted. Real sensitive and emotional too. Might not be the life of the party, but they’re deep thinkers and feel things mighty strong. They get along well with other signs like Bastet and Isis, who are also from that ol’ Egyptian bunch, I reckon.
Now, don’t go thinkin’ that this asteroid is just some pretty name with no real meaning. People have been lookin’ at it and thinkin’ maybe it’s got a purpose. Some folks say it’s all about death and rebirth, like a symbol of the cycle of life. Ain’t that somethin’? We all gotta face it sooner or later, and maybe Anubis is just remindin’ us of that fact. He’s a protector, y’know, watchin’ over the dead and helpin’ them pass on to the next world.
But hold on a minute, I ain’t done yet! There’s also this other asteroid they call Apophis, named after the Egyptian god of chaos. This one’s a bit more troublesome, they say. Back in 2004, folks got all worried ‘cause it seemed like it might be comin’ too close to Earth. I don’t rightly know if we need to be worried ‘bout that, but it’s somethin’ to keep an eye on, I suppose. But Anubis, well, he’s just keepin’ watch on the dead and the afterlife, which I think sounds a lot more peaceful.
So, to sum it all up, if you ever come across that Anubis asteroid in your star charts or hear tell of it in them astrology books, just know it’s tied to death, protection, and them old Egyptian ways. It’s there to remind us that we ain’t just livin’ this life all willy-nilly. There’s a bigger picture, somethin’ beyond what we can see with our eyes. Anubis might be up there in the sky, but he’s still watchin’ over us all.
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