Ok, listen up. Gonna tell ya about this beauty thing with the stars, or whatever they call it. You know, like them shiny things up in the sky at night? Yeah, them. Some folks say they can tell ya if you’re pretty or not, can ya believe that? Anyways, let’s get to it.
So, they got these things called planets, like Venus. Venus, they say, is all about love and beauty. Like, if Venus is strong in your chart, or whatever, you’re supposed to be pretty. Makes sense, I guess. Venus sounds like a pretty name, don’t it?
- Now, there’s also this Mercury fella. They say he’s pretty too. So, if you got Venus and Mercury on your side, you’re in luck. Pretty as a picture, they’d say.
But wait, there’s more. They got these other things called asteroids, like Bella. Bella means beauty, see? So, if you got Bella in your chart, you got beauty. Simple as that. But if Bella is doing the backwards dance, they call it retrograde, it don’t mean you ain’t pretty. It just means you can’t see it. Like, you look in the mirror and all you see is a potato, but everyone else sees a peach. You get me?
Then there’s these other asteroids, lots of them. Ceres, Juno, Vesta, Pallas, Chiron. Big names, huh? And a whole bunch more, a whole list of them, all about beauty. If you got a bunch of these asteroids hangin’ out with the planets, like Venus or the Sun, then you’re really somethin’. Pretty as a peacock, they’d say.
Now, I don’t know how they figure all this out. Lookin’ at the sky and tellin’ ya if you’re pretty or not. Seems kinda silly, don’t it? But folks believe it, so who am I to say different?
Anyways, if you wanna know if you’re pretty according to the stars, you gotta find someone who knows all this stuff. They’ll look at your chart, or whatever they call it, and tell ya about your Venus and Mercury and Bella and all them other asteroids. And then they’ll tell ya if you’re pretty or not. Or if you just can’t see it.
Me? I think everyone’s pretty in their own way. Don’t need no stars to tell me that. But hey, if it makes ya feel good to think the stars say you’re pretty, then go for it. Ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
So, there ya have it. Beauty and the stars, or whatever they call it. Astrology, that’s the word. Beauty asteroids astrology. Fancy, huh?
Just remember, pretty is as pretty does. And don’t let nobody tell ya different. Not even the stars.
Tags: astrology, beauty, Venus, asteroids, Bella, Mercury, Ceres, Juno, Vesta, Pallas, Chiron