Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this Gemini thing in 2017, alright? Folks say it was a kinda… fidgety year for them Geminis. Like a fly in a milk jug, couldn’t settle down, you know?
First off, they say somethin’ ’bout Mercury bein’ all backwards at the start. Backwards! Can you believe it? Like a mule tryin’ to walk uphill both ways. That kinda messed things up for the whole year, they say. Made folks think twice, maybe three times, ‘fore doin’ anythin’.
Now, this 2017, it was all about changin’ things up. “Out with the old, in with the new,” they kept sayin’. Like gettin’ rid of that old leaky bucket and buyin’ a shiny new one. But it weren’t just about stuff, ya see. It was about how you looked at things, how you depended on other folks. Time to stand on your own two feet, they say.
- They said it was a good year for love, though. For some. Maybe findin’ a new sweetheart, or makin’ the one you got even better.
- And babies! Lots of talk ’bout babies bein’ born this year. Guess the Geminis were busy, huh?
- Work was… work. Ups and downs, like always. Some folks got lucky, some didn’t. That’s life, ain’t it?
This fella, Saturn, he was messin’ with the Gemini’s love life, they say. But not in a bad way, necessarily. More like… shakin’ things up. Makin’ you look at your sweetheart and say, “Are we doin’ this right?” And this Jupiter fella, he was bringin’ good luck, they say. So, maybe Saturn shook things up, and Jupiter helped you put ’em back together better than before.
They talk about growth and happiness, too. Like a plant reachin’ for the sun, or a kid laughin’ on a swing. But you gotta plan for it, they say. Can’t just sit on your behind and wait for good things to happen. Gotta work for it, like plantin’ seeds and waterin’ ’em.
Some folks, they read these horoscopes like it’s the gospel. Me, I take it with a grain of salt. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Like readin’ tea leaves or watchin’ the clouds. Makes you wonder what the stars got in store for ya.
And that fella Uranus, he was in there too, stirrin’ the pot. Makin’ things exciting, they say. Maybe a little too exciting for some folks. But hey, life’s too short to be bored, right? Gotta have a little spice now and then.
They made videos ’bout it, these horoscopes. Folks talkin’ on the screen, tellin’ you what’s gonna happen. And they wrote it all down too, so you could read it whenever you wanted. Lots of information, if you’re into that kinda thing.
They even talked about famous Geminis, like that Angelina Jolie. Born in June, just like a Gemini should be. Said she was a Gemini, plain as day. Don’t know much ’bout her, myself, but she’s a pretty thing, that’s for sure.
Anyways, that’s what I heard about them Geminis in 2017. A mixed bag, like a basket of apples, some good, some not so good. But that’s life, ain’t it? Gotta take the good with the bad. And keep on keepin’ on.
Remember, this ain’t gospel, just folks talkin’. You make your own luck in this world, Gemini or not.
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