Well, hello there, young’uns! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… free past life somethin’ somethin’ astrology chart. Don’t you go gettin’ all confused now, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I’ve heard folks talkin’ ’bout this karma stuff. Says it’s like… well, like what you did before, comin’ back to bite ya, or maybe give ya a pat on the back. And this chart thingy, it’s supposed to tell ya ’bout it. Like lookin’ into a mirror, but seein’ your past self, not just your wrinkles.
Some say you can figure out this karma stuff by your birthday. Just take the day and the month you was born, add ’em up, and that’s your number. Like, if you was born on the 5th of March, that’d be 3 plus 5, makin’ your karma number 8. Simple as pie, ain’t it? Though, I reckon some things in life ain’t that easy to add up.
Then there’s this talk about houses and charts and whatnot. They say somethin’ ’bout the 5th house bein’ important for this past life karma. And you gotta turn things around, make the 6th house the first one. Sounds like a whole lotta flippin’ and floppin’ to me, but I guess it means somethin’ to them who know.
- Now, I ain’t gonna lie to ya, gettin’ a real readin’ from one of them fancy astrology folks, that’s probably the best way to go. They’ve studied all this stuff, know all the ins and outs. But that costs money, and money don’t grow on trees, as they say.
- But don’t you fret, there’s ways to get a peek without emptyin’ your pockets. You can find these free charts online, they say. Just punch in your birthday and such, and poof! Out comes your karma report.
- Mind you, I don’t rightly know how they do it, all them computers and such. Seems like magic to me. But folks say it works, gives you a little somethin’ to think about.
They say these free charts can tell you ’bout your “karmic horoscope,” where your moon nodes are at, and even the “position of Karma” itself. Sounds mighty important, don’t it? And you can get it all “instant,” they say, like snappin’ your fingers. Makes you wonder what them old-time astrologers woulda thought, with all their charts and compasses.
And if you want more, they got these “Karmic Insight Reports” and “Past Life Reports,” all done by computer. They look at all sorts of things in your birth chart, all them planets and lines and whatnot. Supposed to give you a real deep dive into what you was up to before you was, well, you.
Now, I don’t know if all this is true or just a bunch of hogwash. But it don’t hurt to take a look, does it? Maybe it’ll help you understand why you are the way you are, why some things come easy and others are a struggle. Or maybe it’ll just give you somethin’ to talk about at the next church supper.
But remember, young’uns, whatever that chart says, it ain’t the whole story. You’re still in charge of your own life. You can’t just blame your past self for everything. You gotta get up, dust yourself off, and make the best of what you got. Karma or no karma, that’s the truth as I see it.
So go on, if you’re curious, find yourself one of them free charts. See what it says. But don’t let it rule your life. Use it as a guide, maybe, but you’re the one holdin’ the reins. And remember, doin’ good in this life, that’s the best way to make sure your next life, and the one after that, are gonna be alright.
Tags: Karmic Astrology Chart, Karmic Reading, Free Karmic Astrology Report, Past Life Karma, Astrology, Horoscope