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Alright, let’s talk about this… this kite thing in astrology. You know, like them stars and planets and all that stuff. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I heard some things, seen some things. So, lemme tell ya what I know, the way I know how to say it.
So, first off, is this kite thing rare? Well, from what I gather, yeah, it ain’t somethin’ you see every day. It’s like findin’ a four-leaf clover, I guess. You gotta have them planets lined up just right, like ducks in a row, but in a special kinda way. Not just any old row, mind you. It’s gotta be a certain shape, like a kite, you know, the thing you fly in the sky.
What is this kite thing anyway? Well, it’s like a picture in the sky, made of planets. You got some planets that are friendly-like, seein’ eye-to-eye, that’s what they call trine and sextile. And then you got some planets that are kinda starin’ each other down, oppositions, they call ’em. And when you put ’em all together, this friendly bunch and them opposites, they make this kite shape. It’s kinda like a family squabble, but with stars. Some folks get along, some folks don’t, but they all tied together somehow.
- Trines and Sextiles: These are the friendly planets, workin’ together like a good team.
- Oppositions: These planets are like stubborn mules, pullin’ in different directions.
- Kite: When you got both kinds, the friendly ones and the stubborn ones, makin’ that kite shape.
Now, what does it mean if you got this kite in your chart? Well, some folks say it means you’re gonna do somethin’ big in life. Like, you know, be famous or invent somethin’ or just be real smart. They say it’s got somethin’ to do with bein’ creative and thinkin’ big thoughts. But, mind you, it ain’t no guarantee. Just ’cause you got a kite in your chart don’t mean you can sit on your behind and wait for greatness to fall in your lap. You still gotta work for it, like the rest of us.
I heard tell of other shapes too, not just kites. There’s this grand cross thing, sounds scary, right? Like a big ol’ argument in the sky. And they say that one’s even rarer than the kite. It’s like four planets all squabblin’ at each other, makin’ a square shape. Sounds like a mess to me, but I guess some folks find meanin’ in it. Then there’s somethin’ called a grand water trine which is all about them water signs, like Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. Sounds kinda wishy-washy to me, but who am I to judge?
So, back to the kite. It’s kinda like havin’ a special tool in your toolbox. It gives you some extra oomph, some extra potential. But you still gotta know how to use that tool, right? You gotta learn how to fly that kite, so to speak. And that takes work, and smarts, and a little bit of luck, I reckon. And don’t go thinkin’ that just ’cause you don’t have a kite, you ain’t special. We all got our own special somethin’, kite or no kite.
And another thing, these astrologers, they talk about houses and planets and all sorts of stuff. It can get mighty confusin’ if you ain’t used to it. But from what I can gather, wherever this kite falls in your chart, that’s where you gonna see its effect. Like, if it’s in your house of money, maybe you’ll be good at makin’ money. If it’s in your house of love, maybe you’ll have lots of romance. But again, it ain’t set in stone. Life’s got a funny way of throwin’ you curveballs, you know?
So, in conclusion, this kite thing, it’s rare, it’s kinda special, and it might mean you got some extra potential. But it ain’t everything. You still gotta work hard, be kind, and try to make the best of what you got. That’s what I always say, and I ain’t needed no fancy star charts to figure that out.
Remember, life ain’t about the cards you’re dealt, it’s about how you play ’em. And that goes for stars and kites and all that other stuff too. Don’t let no chart tell you who you are or what you can do. You gotta figure that out for yourself.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about stars and kites got me hungry!
Tags: [Astrology, Kite Formation, Rare Aspects, Birth Chart, Planetary Alignment, Grand Cross, Trine, Sextile, Opposition, Astrological Interpretation]