Well, I reckon if you’re here, you might be a bit curious ’bout what this Aquarius Snake Primal Astrology is all about. Now, don’t you worry, I’ll try to explain it the best way I can, like I’m tellin’ it to my neighbor over the fence.
First off, we gotta talk about them snakes. Not the ones in the garden, mind you, but the ones born in the year of the Snake, accordin’ to them Chinese folks. Then we got the Aquarius part, which is like your star sign, you know, like them horoscopes in the newspaper sayin’ what kinda day you gonna have.
Now, when you put them two together, the Snake and Aquarius, you get somethin’ called the Boa Constrictor in this here Primal Astrology. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t let it fool ya, it’s just a way of sayin’ you got a bit of both in ya.
Them Boa Constrictor folks, they’re kinda like other Aquarius people, but with a little extra somethin’. They tend to be real mysterious, like they got secrets they ain’t tellin’. And they got this graceful way about ’em, like they slippin’ through life without makin’ a fuss. And they mostly got good manners, you know, sayin’ “please” and “thank you” and all that.
But, see, just like a real snake, they got a bit of a dark side too. They can get real jealous, like if they see you got somethin’ they want, they get all green-eyed. And sometimes, they can be downright cold, givin’ you the icy shoulder for no good reason. It’s like they got a bit of that snake venom in ’em, ready to strike if you cross ’em.
What makes these Boa Constrictors tick? Well, the Aquarius part makes ’em real curious. They always wantin’ to know how things work, always askin’ questions. And they like to do things their own way, not followin’ the crowd. They got big ideas, them Aquarians, wantin’ to change the world and make it a better place. That air element, they say, makes ’em think a lot.
- The Good: They’re mysterious, graceful, well-mannered, curious, and like to think outside the box.
- The Bad: They can be jealous and sometimes real cold to folks.
Now, I ain’t no astrologer, mind you, but from what I gather, this Primal Astrology stuff is all about mixin’ up the Eastern and Western ways of lookin’ at the stars. It’s like takin’ a bit of this and a bit of that, and seein’ what you get. And in this case, you get the Boa Constrictor, a mix of the Snake and Aquarius.
They say these folks are real smart, always thinkin’ and figgerin’ things out. They got a way of seein’ things that other folks miss, and they ain’t afraid to speak their mind. They’re determined too, once they set their mind to somethin’, they ain’t givin’ up ’til they get it done.
And they got a bit of that snake charm, too. They know how to get what they want, and they ain’t afraid to use it. They can be real smooth talkers, and they got a way of makin’ you feel like you’re the only person in the room.
But remember, just like any snake, you gotta be careful around ’em. They might be all nice and friendly one minute, and then BAM! They turn on ya. It’s just their nature, I reckon.
So, if you’re a Boa Constrictor, or you know someone who is, now you got a little bit of an idea of what makes ’em tick. They’re a complicated bunch, them snakes, but they sure are interestin’ folks. Just try not to get on their bad side, and you’ll be alright. And if you’re a Leo born in the year of the Dragon, well, you’re an Orca, not a snake, but that’s a whole ‘nother story for another day.
This Primal Zodiac thing, it’s got a whole bunch of signs, like 144 of ‘em or somethin’. Mixes up all them animal signs and star signs. Kinda makes your head spin if you think about it too much, so I don’t! But it’s somethin’ to ponder on when you ain’t got nothin’ else to do, I guess.
Tags: [Primal Astrology, Boa Constrictors, Aquarius, Snake, Chinese Zodiac, Astrological Sign, Personality, Jealousy, Graceful, Mysterious]