Category: Astrology

Oh, honey, listen up. Let me tell ya ’bout this Atropos asteroid thing in astrology. You know, stars and planets and all that stuff up in the sky? They say it means stuff ’bout our lives down here. Atropos? Sounds like a fancy name, like them city folks use. But it’s important, they say. Means […]

OK, so you wanna know about this Enneagram and Astrology thing, right? Let me tell ya, it’s like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows at the crack of dawn. Some things just are, you know? But folks, they always gotta make things complicated. Now, they talk about these Enneagram types. Sounds fancy, huh? […]

Alright, listen up. You wanna know about this astrology thing? This… chart? I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t fancy, but it’s the truth. So, they got these charts, see? They call ’em birth charts, star charts, all sorts of names. Basically, they’re like maps, but instead of roads and towns, they got stars […]

Ok, listen up. Gonna tell ya about this beauty thing with the stars, or whatever they call it. You know, like them shiny things up in the sky at night? Yeah, them. Some folks say they can tell ya if you’re pretty or not, can ya believe that? Anyways, let’s get to it. So, they […]

Well, I heard folks talkin’ about this asteroid thing, somethin’ called Groom. Says it can tell you ’bout who you gonna marry and all that. Don’t know if I believe it, but it’s somethin’ to jaw about, right? Ain’t like we got nothin’ else to do on these long afternoons. They say this Groom asteroid […]

Now listen up, you folks out there, I got somethin’ to tell ya ‘bout this thing they call portal astrology. You know, it’s all these fancy ways folks talk ‘bout the stars and stuff, like them special days when the moon and planets are supposed to be doing their own little dance up there in […]

Well now, let me tell ya, this thing called the Narcissus asteroid in astrology, it ain’t no fancy stuff, just somethin’ folks talk about when they get to chattin’ about them stars and such. Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s some sort of newfangled gadget or somethin’—it’s just another part of that ol’ astrology business that […]

Astrology King Weekly Horoscope Well, I reckon this here week is goin’ to be a busy one for all them folks with their noses stuck in the stars. You see, every week the planets move ’round and make things happen, and if you pay attention, you can get a little head start on what’s comin’. […]

Leo Free Will Astrology: A Glimpse into Your Future Now, let me tell you somethin’ about Leo and how the stars are sittin’ for ya. If you’re born between July 23 and August 22, well, that makes you a Leo, and the heavens got somethin’ to say about you, let me tell ya that! Whether […]

Now, you see, there’s this thing called astrology, it’s been around for ages. You know, them old folks always used to look up at the stars, trying to figure out what might happen next in life. Back in the day, it was all about those big books and charts, and of course, someone with the […]