Category: Astrology

Well, I reckon I got somethin’ to tell ya today. It’s about that big ol’ thing in the sky they call the Anubis asteroid. Now, don’t go thinkin’ this is some fancy science talk or nothin’, ’cause I’m just gonna tell ya what I know in plain words, like we do round here. So, first […]

Well, let me tell ya, if you were born on February 8, you got yourself an Aquarius in ya! Yep, that’s right, you’re one of them folks that got that wild, mysterious spirit. Now, I ain’t no astrologer, but they say Aquarius folks are somethin’ else. They got a way about ’em that makes people […]

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout them Leo Monkeys. They sure are somethin’! If yer born under the Leo sign, and also the year of the Monkey, you got a little extra sparkle in ya, like a fire that just won’t go out. They say this is one of them lively combinations. Let me […]

David Bowie, born on January 8th, 1947, in Brixton, London, had a birth chart that’s as unique as his legendary musical career. Now, don’t go thinkin’ this is all about stars and planets up there. Nah, this is more about what makes a person tick, how their soul works, and why they do what they […]

Well now, you wanna get a gift for someone born under the Cancer sign, eh? Well, let me tell ya, those folks, they ain’t like the rest. They’re real sensitive, always caring for others, and they got a soft spot for home and family. So, when you’re thinkin’ about a gift for ’em, ya gotta […]

Well now, if you’re born on November 7th, let me tell you, you got yourself a real complicated set o’ stars above ya. That day, you’re a Scorpio, and them Scorpios, they sure ain’t easy to figure out. You might be a little fiery, but truth be told, you’re one of them water signs, always […]

Oh, let me tell ya, love ain’t just about what you see with your eyes, no sir. It’s deeper, like them old oak trees we got out in the yard, roots runnin’ all through the ground. Now, you might think love is all about flowers and chocolates, but in this here astrology business, it’s about […]

Ah, now let me tell you ‘bout that March 24, 2024, Full Moon, it’s gonna be somethin’ special, y’know? I reckon it’s called the Worm Moon, a name as strange as it sounds, but it’s got a meaning deep down in the Earth. It’s the time when Spring starts wakin’ up, when things start stirrin’ […]

Well, folks, let me tell ya somethin’ about this young lady Jennifer Lawrence. She ain’t just a pretty face on the screen, no sir. This gal, born on August 15, 1990, over in Louisville, Kentucky, she’s a full-blown Leo! That’s right, the fiery lion of the zodiac. Now, I ain’t no astrologer, but I reckon […]

Well, let me tell ya, when folks start talkin’ ’bout astrology, there’s all sorts of fancy words floatin’ around, and one of them is this here “partile.” Now, what’s that mean, you ask? Don’t worry, I’ll try my best to explain it so even ol’ Granny can understand! Now, partile, it’s a term that’s used […]