Category: Astrology

Alright, let’s talk about them sky things, the planets way out there, and what they’re doin’ up there. You know, the ones that move real slow, not like that fast moon. They call ’em outer planets, I hear. They say these planets mess with things down here, big things, not just your little everyday troubles. […]

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… astrology with playing cards thing, yeah? My old man, he used to say, “Life’s like a deck of cards, you never know what you gonna get.” He weren’t talkin’ ’bout no fancy readings or nothin’, just plain ol’ luck. But these city folks, they got a name for everything, […]

Well, howdy there! You wanna know about this here astrology tr thing, huh? Alright, listen up, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t rocket science, even this old gal can kinda get it. It’s all about them stars and planets, you see. They say it affects our lives, like how the weather affects crops, […]

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about these here astrology rings. Folks been talkin’ ’bout ’em, wearin’ ’em, and I figured, why not, let’s see what all the fuss is about. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know what I like. And these rings, they got somethin’ special. They ain’t […]

Alright, let’s talk about this Tiger Woods fella and his stars or whatever they call it. You know, like them fortune tellers in town, they look at your birthday and tell you stuff. This Tiger, he’s a big deal golfer, everyone knows him. Born on December 30th, 1975, that’s what they say. So, they got […]

Alright, let’s talk about this… this karma thing and the stars, you know, like those fortune tellers on the street corner, but fancier. They call it karma astrology calculator, sounds highfalutin, but it’s just looking at when you were born and figuring out your life, I guess. I ain’t no scholar, but I’ll tell ya […]

[正文] Alright, let’s talk about this money asteroid stuff, you know, the kind they yap about on the TV. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I’ve seen enough in my days to know a thing or two about money and how it comes and goes like the seasons. First off, they say there’s this big […]

Alright, let’s talk about this astrology stuff, you know, the stars and houses and all that. Folks keep askin’ me, “Which house is for them in-laws?” Well, it ain’t as simple as lookin’ at one house, I tell ya. It’s a whole mess of ’em! Now, some say the eighth house is where you find […]

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer thing in that star-reading stuff, you know, the Vedic astrology. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I’ll tell ya what I know, plain and simple. What’s this Cancer Ascendant all about? Well, they say if you were born when Cancer was comin’ up over the ground, kinda like the […]

Alright, let’s talk about them folks born on June 18th, you know, the Gemini people. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I can tell ya a thing or two. What are these June 18th people like? Well, they say these folks are real sharp. Like, they think […]