Category: Astrology

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “astrology bear” thing. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon I can spin a yarn about it. First off, what in tarnation is an astrology bear? Sounds like somethin’ you’d see at a circus, a […]

Alright, let’s talk about this Adonis asteroid thing, whatever they call it. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about, but I heard it’s got somethin’ to do with love and all that. Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard tell, anyway. […]

Alright, so you wanna know when you gonna get a job, huh? Well, sit down, and let me tell ya what I heard about this star stuff. Some folks call it “as-tro-lo-gy.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just looking at the sky, like we used to do back in the day to figure out when to […]

Alright, so you wanna know about this… uh… “esoteric astrology chart calculator” thing, huh? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would talk about. But don’t you worry, I’ll tell ya what I know, even if I ain’t no scholar or nothin’. First off, this “astrology” stuff, it’s all about the stars and planets and […]

Alright, let’s talk about this Lachesis asteroid in astrology thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve heard folks chattin’ about it, so I figured I’d share what I know, the way I understand it. So, this Lachesis, it’s named after one of them Greek Fate gals, right? They say she’s the one […]

Alright, let’s talk about this star stuff, you know, for plannin’ your get-togethers. Folks call it astrology for event planning, or some such fancy name. Sounds complicated, but it ain’t, not really. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell that if you pick the right time, when the stars and planets are all […]

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this Leo stuff, you know, the stars and all that. Folks say it’s gonna be a good year for Leos, a lucky year they call it. Lucky how? I ain’t exactly sure, but they say it’s got somethin’ to do with Jupiter and Saturn. Sounds like big important […]

Alright, so you wanna ditch this Hint thing, the one with all them stars and whatnot? Listen up, I’ll tell ya how. It ain’t rocket science, even this old gal figured it out. First off, you gotta remember where you signed up for this thing. Did you get it on your phone, like one of […]

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Cancer Dragon thing, whatever they call it. Astrology, they say. Sounds fancy, but it’s just like lookin’ at the stars and makin’ stuff up, if you ask me. But folks like it, so here we go. Cancer Dragon, huh? Sounds like a sickness and a scary beast […]

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this kite thing in them astrology charts. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve heard folks talk, and I’ve seen a thing or two. What is this Kite thing anyway? Now, they say it’s like when them planets line up in a special way, like a […]