Category: Astrology

Well, let me tell ya, this whole dancin’ and stars thing, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. You see, some folks, they just born with a wiggle in their hips and a tap in their toes. And some, well, they need a little help from the stars, I […]

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “ascension meaning in astrology” thing, it’s kinda like figuring out why the rooster crows at sunrise. Some folks say it’s important, others just shrug and get on with their day. But if you’re curious, I’ll tell ya what I’ve heard, the way I understand it, mind you, no […]

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Mars thing in astrology, whatever they call it… “mars friction astrology.” Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain as day, just like how we talk back in the village. What’s this Mars all about, huh? Well, they say Mars is all about action, like when you gotta get up […]

[Body] Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… birfday astrology stuff. Don’t rightly know what them fancy folks call it, but it’s about what your birfday says ’bout you, you know? Like, if you was born on a certain day, you’re supposed to be this way or that way. Sounds like a bunch of […]

Alright, let’s talk about this “grand cross astrology calculator” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how to say it. First off, what in tarnation is a grand cross? Well, from what I gather, it’s like when them planets line up in a […]

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… what’s it called… asteroid nemesis astrology. Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day, just like Ma used to make biscuits. Now, I ain’t no scholar, never went to no fancy city school. But I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and […]

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this job stuff. You young folks always worried about when you gonna get a job. Always askin’ “when will i get a job astrology,” like the stars got all the answers. Well, maybe they do, maybe they don’t. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen a thing or two […]

[Body] Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about this Leo thing, you know, the stars and all that. Folks call it “freewill astrology leo”, sounds fancy, but it’s just plain talkin’ ’bout what the stars might be whisperin’ to them Leo folks. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell that 2024 gonna be a […]

Well, let me tell you about this astrology and 9/11 thing. I heard folks talkin’ about it, you know, how some people say the stars and planets can tell you what’s gonna happen. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but some folks swear by it. September 11th, that was a terrible day. I […]

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about the best day for a job interview, you know, like when the stars are lined up just right for ya. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve heard some things from folks who know a thing or two about this stuff. So, first thing’s first, they say Tuesday […]