Category: Astrology

Alright, let’s talk about this here… what’d you call it? Galactic astrology? Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day. It’s all about them stars and planets, see, and how they line up when you were born. Some folks say it tells you where your soul comes from, like, way, way […]

Well, hello there, everyone! Let me tell ya a little somethin’ about this AsiaOne Astrology thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two in her time, and I reckon I can explain it to ya in plain English, none of that highfalutin talk. So, from […]

Well now, let me tell ya a thing or two about this “Period 9” stuff, which is comin’ up real soon in 2024. They say it’s gonna last for 20 years, all the way to 2044. I don’t know much about these fancy stars and numbers, but I do know this: when they say it’s […]

Well, I reckon if you’re here, you might be a bit curious ’bout what this Aquarius Snake Primal Astrology is all about. Now, don’t you worry, I’ll try to explain it the best way I can, like I’m tellin’ it to my neighbor over the fence. First off, we gotta talk about them snakes. Not […]

Well now, let’s talk about them folks born on February 8th. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I heard some things from the old folks and seen a thing or two myself. The kind of people they are: These February 8th people, they’re a bit different, you know? Smart as whips, some of […]

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “primal astrology compatibility,” whatever that fancy term means. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks cook up, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya, same as I’d explain how to tell a good melon from a bad one. Now, from what I gather, […]

Well, I don’t know much about this fancy surgery stuff, but I heard folks talking about pickin’ the right day for it, like plantin’ crops by the moon or somethin’. They say the stars and planets got somethin’ to do with it, makes it go smoother, I guess. Now, some of them smart folks, they […]

Alright, let’s talk about them… you know… the gals who like gals. And how their stars gotta line up for things to work out. Don’t go thinkin’ this is some new-fangled city thing. Stars been around forever, and folks been lookin’ at ‘em just as long to figure out who’s good for who. So, you […]

Well, hello there, young’uns! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… free past life somethin’ somethin’ astrology chart. Don’t you go gettin’ all confused now, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I’ve heard folks talkin’ ’bout this karma stuff. Says it’s […]

Alright, let’s talk about them folks born on April 17th, you know, the Aries bunch. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and them April 17th babies, they got a certain somethin’ about ’em. What’s the Big Deal ‘Bout April 17th Anyways? Well, if your birthday falls on April 17th, […]