Category: Tarot

Alright, let’s talk about this yes or no tarot thing, you know, the kinda stuff them city folks are always goin’ on about. I ain’t no fancy pants fortune teller, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and cards, well, they got a way of talkin’ if you listen close […]

Alright, let’s talk about this Judgement card, you know, the one with the angel blowin’ the horn. Folks say it’s all about feelings, so let’s see what the fuss is all about. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is. What’s this Judgement card all about then? Well, it […]

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… askin’ tarot open-ended questions, yeah? That’s what the young’uns call it. I ain’t no fancy card reader, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ answers, ya know? First off, forget about them yes or no questions. They ain’t gonna get ya nowhere. It’s like askin’ […]

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here… uh… *celestial* tarot cards. Fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ the city folk would jabber about. But don’t you worry, I’ll break it down for ya in plain speak, the way your grandma would. So, what are these celestial tarots? Well, they’re just cards, see? Pictures on […]

[Body] Alright, so you wanna figure out what to ask them fancy tarot cards, huh? Don’t you worry none, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just like askin’ your neighbor for advice, only with prettier pictures. Let me tell ya, these cards, they can be right helpful if you know what to ask ‘em. First off, […]

Well, let me tell ya, this “free tarot reading career” thing, it’s all the buzz these days, ain’t it? Folks wanna know ’bout their jobs, if they gonna get a raise, or maybe even if they should just quit and go raise chickens. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know a thing or […]

Well, let me tell ya, this here six of diamonds card, it ain’t no fancy thing, but it’s got its own story to tell. Like, you know, when you see it in them tarot cards, it’s talkin’ ’bout money, yeah, the kind you can hold in your hand. It means you might be comin’ into […]

Alright, so you wanna know about askin’ them love questions with them tarot cards, huh? Well, listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya how it is. No fancy talk, just plain and simple. First off, you gotta understand somethin’. Them cards ain’t gonna tell ya everything. They ain’t no magic 8-ball, you hear? They just […]

Alright, let’s talk about this tarot goddess yes no thing. You know, like when you gotta know somethin’ right away, like “Should I plant them tomatoes today?” or “Is that fella gonna call me back?”. I ain’t got all day for fancy readings, you know? Some folks say tarot cards can’t just give you a […]

[Body] Okay, so, you wanna know about this 10 oros tarot, huh? Alright, listen up, I’m gonna tell ya what I know, the way I see it. No fancy talk, just plain and simple. First off, what’s this “oros” thing? Sounds like one of them fancy foreign words. I reckon it means “gold” or somethin’ […]