Alright, let’s talk about this Stevie Nicks and her astrology chart, whatever that is. I heard some folks talking about it, so I figured I’d try to make sense of it for ya.
So, this Stevie Nicks, she’s a singer, you know, like them folks on the radio. Born on May 26, 1948. That makes her a Gemini, they say. Gemini, sounds like one of them fancy cars. Apparently, it means she’s good at talkin’ and bein’ creative. Well, I guess that makes sense, seein’ as how she writes all them songs.
Now, they got this thing called a “birth chart.” Sounds complicated, like fixin’ a tractor. But from what I gather, it’s like a map of where all the stars and planets were when she was born. They say it tells you stuff about her personality and what might happen in her life. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but folks seem to take it real serious.
- They say she’s got somethin’ called a “Grand Cross” in her chart. That sounds scary, like somethin’ you’d see on a farm fence. But it just means there’s a bunch of planets makin’ a square shape in her chart. They say it’s rare, like findin’ a four-leaf clover. Don’t know what it means, though. Maybe it means she’s got a lot of problems, or maybe it means she’s just special. Who knows?
- Then there’s this “Sun sign” business. They say Stevie’s is Gemini, like I said. But they also talk about her “Ascendant” bein’ Aries and her “Moon sign” bein’ Capricorn. Lordy, it’s like a whole ‘nother language! Aries, that sounds like one of them rams my neighbor used to have. Always butting heads, that one. Maybe it means Stevie’s stubborn. Capricorn, that’s a goat, right? Maybe it means she’s got good balance, like them goats on them rocky hills. I’m just guessin’ here, mind you.
They also say she’s 76 years old now. Well, that’s a lot of years. She must’ve seen a thing or two. I reckon her chart has changed over all them years, too. Like the seasons, you know? Things are always movin’ and changin’.
Some folks, they make these fancy charts, all colorful and nice. They say you can get ‘em online, or from some astrologer fella. I don’t know why you’d want one, unless you’re tryin’ to figure out when to plant your corn or somethin’. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If it makes ‘em happy, let ‘em have it.
I heard tell there’s a place in Switzerland, some fancy name I can’t remember, where they make these charts. And another place that’ll show you her chart for free. Goodness gracious, what will they think of next? It’s all on that there internet thingamajig, I guess. My grandkids are always on it, but I can’t make heads or tails of it.
They say these charts can tell you about all sorts of things: your personality, your relationships, your future. I don’t put much stock in it myself. I figure life is what you make it. But it’s kinda interestin’ to hear about, I guess. Like readin’ one of them dime novels, you know? It ain’t real life, but it’s a good way to pass the time.
So, that’s what I know about Stevie Nicks’ astrology chart. Not much, I admit. But hey, I’m just a simple woman. I don’t know nothin’ about stars and planets. I just know what I see and what I hear. And from what I hear, Stevie Nicks is a mighty fine singer. That’s good enough for me.
Anyway, if you want to know more about this chart business, you’ll have to ask one of them smart city folks. They know all about this stuff.
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