Well, I heard folks talkin’ about this asteroid thing, somethin’ called Groom. Says it can tell you ’bout who you gonna marry and all that. Don’t know if I believe it, but it’s somethin’ to jaw about, right? Ain’t like we got nothin’ else to do on these long afternoons.
They say this Groom asteroid is a number, like 5129. Like a lottery ticket, eh? Maybe if I pick the right numbers, I get a good husband. Ha! I seen plenty of gals with “good numbers” still end up with a dud.
- First off, they say this Groom asteroid shows the fella’s sun sign. Sun sign? Sounds like somethin’ you get burned by in the fields. Apparently, it tells you what kind of person he is. Is he gonna be a hard worker or a lazybones? Gonna be kind or a grump? That’s what they say it tells ya.
- Then, it’s got somethin’ to do with where your Juno is. Who’s Juno? Some goddess, they say. Protects women and marriage. Where she sits in your chart, that’s what you want in a husband. Like, if you want a fella who brings you flowers or one who fixes the leaky faucet. Me, I just wanted one who didn’t drink up his paycheck.
They got other asteroids, too. Bride, Adonis, all sorts of names. Adonis, they say, is your soulmate. Soulmate? Sounds fancy. Is that the one who brings you soup when you’re sick or the one who makes your heart flutter? Hard to say.
Now, I don’t know much about these zodiac signs they talk about. Don’t know my Aries from my elbow. But they say the Groom asteroid acts different in each one. Like, if it’s in one sign, your husband will be a homebody, and in another, he’ll be a wanderer. Who knows? My old man was a wanderer, alright, mostly to the saloon.
They talk about houses, too. Asteroid in this house means this, asteroid in that house means that. Houses? I thought we were talkin’ ’bout stars! Seems they got their own lingo, these astrology folks. Makes my head spin.
Some say the asteroids gotta be lined up right on your wedding day. Bride conjunct Groom, they call it. Destiny. My mama always said, “Make your own destiny, girl.” Ain’t no star gonna tell you if you’re gonna be happy.
And what about those other planets? They say the Groom asteroid interacts with them too. Mars, Venus, all those names from school. Makes it complicated. Like tryin’ to thread a needle in the dark.
I reckon it’s all just a guess, ain’t it? Like predictin’ the weather by lookin’ at the clouds. Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you get rained on. But it’s fun to think about, I guess. Wonder who’s out there, written in the stars for me. Or maybe not written in the stars, just sittin’ down the road, waitin’ for me to notice him.
So, if you wanna know about this Groom asteroid, go ahead and look it up. But don’t put too much stock in it. Life ain’t somethin’ you can plan out like a garden. Sometimes the weeds grow right alongside the roses, and you just gotta deal with it. That’s life, ain’t it?
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