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Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about this Leo thing, you know, the stars and all that. Folks call it “freewill astrology leo”, sounds fancy, but it’s just plain talkin’ ’bout what the stars might be whisperin’ to them Leo folks.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell that 2024 gonna be a lucky year for Leos. Lucky like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old coat pocket! This year, they say, them Leos gonna get a chance to do all them things they been dreamin’ ’bout. Like gettin’ that bigger tractor, or maybe finally fixin’ that leaky roof on the barn. You know, real important stuff.
- Work gonna get better, they say.
- Money too.
- And even them lovey-dovey things might just work out.
Sounds like a good year to me! They say somethin’ ’bout Jupiter and Saturn bein’ friendly to Leos this year. Don’t rightly know who them fellas are, but if they bringin’ luck, then I say, “Howdy, Jupiter! Howdy, Saturn!”
Leos, they’re born under the sun, I reckon. That big ol’ ball of fire up in the sky. Sun don’t go backwards, and neither do them Leos. They’re steady folks, like a good ol’ workhorse. Loyal too, like a good dog. When they love ya, they love ya hard. And that’s a good thing, ain’t it?
Now, let’s talk ’bout November, ’cause that’s comin’ up fast. They say November gonna be a time for Leos to get their health right and their money sorted. You know, like makin’ sure you got enough firewood for the winter, and enough canned peaches in the cellar. Health and money, that’s what they say. Sounds sensible to me. Ain’t no use havin’ all the luck in the world if you ain’t healthy enough to enjoy it, or got no money to buy a good pair of boots.
This Mercury fella, they say he’s gonna be around too. Slippery, they call him. Sticky too. Sounds like a mess to me, like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair. But maybe he’s got somethin’ to do with them Leos talkin’ things out, gettin’ their words straight. Communication, they call it. I just call it speakin’ plain and sayin’ what you mean.
This fella who writes about this stuff, he says his words get printed in all sorts of places. Even in them furrin’ lands, like Italy and France. Imagine that! My words ain’t never gone further than the next county over. But I reckon folks everywhere like to hear ’bout the stars and what they might mean.
He says if you like his writin’, you should help him out. Give him some money, I guess. Well, that’s fair enough. Everythin’ costs somethin’ these days, even star talkin’. But me, I’m just givin’ it to ya straight. No charge.
And for them Cancer folks, well, they’re gettin’ told to be bold! Spunky, even! Like a feisty rooster in the henhouse. They can try new things, take chances. Sounds like fun to me. Maybe they should go bet on a horse or somethin’. Or maybe just try a new pie recipe. Whatever tickles their fancy.
So there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on them Leos and the stars, as best as I can tell it. It’s all about luck and hard work and stayin’ healthy and gettin’ your money right. And maybe listenin’ to that slippery Mercury fella when he comes around. And for the rest of ya, well, just be bold and spunky, I reckon. That’s good advice for anyone, star-gazers or not. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens. Them foxes been gettin’ mighty bold lately themselves.
Tags: [Leo, Astrology, Horoscope, 2024, Forecast, Luck, Zodiac, November, Freewill, Mercury, Cancer]