Alright, let’s talk about this love stuff, you know, like them young folks on TV. They call it “Love is Blind,” but I say, love ain’t blind, it just squints a lot. Especially when them stars get involved. Astrology, they call it. Fancy word for something my grandma used to do with chicken bones, if you ask me.
So, these city folks on the TV, they go on dates in little rooms, can’t see each other. Just talkin’. And then they decide if they wanna get hitched, all without lookin’! Sounds crazy, right? But then they bring in this star business, sayin’ if you’re a whatchamacallit, an Aries, you go good with a, uh, a Leo, maybe? I dunno, sounds like hogwash to me, but them city folk, they eat it up.
One girl on there, Marissa, she’s one of them Aries folks. Said the men like her looks but don’t wanna know the real her. Sounds like every man I ever met, stars or no stars! Another one, Zanab, she’s an Aries too. They say she’s tough and don’t need no man. Good for her, I say. More power to ya, girl!
Then there’s all these other signs. Aquarius, they got a couple of them Ashley A. and Hannah. Probably means somethin’ to somebody, but to me, it’s just names. You got your Leos, your Virgos, your… heck, I can’t even remember ‘em all. Too many for this old brain.
- Aries: Them’s the ram folks, I think. Headstrong, like my Billy goat.
- Taurus: Bulls, right? Stubborn as a mule.
- Gemini: Now them’s the twins. Two-faced? Maybe.
Now, they say these signs tell you who you’re gonna get along with. Like if you’re a fire sign, you need a water sign to cool you down, or somethin’ like that. Compatibility, they call it. Sounds like makin’ soup to me. You gotta have the right ingredients, or it’ll taste like dishwater. But love ain’t soup, is it? It’s more like… well, it’s like a good corn whiskey. Strong, warms you up, and sometimes makes you do stupid things.
And this “Love is Blind” show, they try to use these stars to figure out who’s gonna last. But let me tell you somethin’, stars don’t tell you nothin’ about love. Love is about respect, about laughin’ together, about puttin’ up with each other’s bad habits. Like my old man, bless his soul, he snored like a freight train. But I loved him anyway.
So, if you ask me, all this astrology stuff is just for fun. Don’t go makin’ no life decisions based on what some star chart says. Love ain’t written in the stars, it’s written in your heart. And sometimes, that heart needs a little help from your head, too. Don’t just go jumpin’ into somethin’ because the stars say so. Use your noodle!
These dating shows, they’re all about drama, you know? They want you to watch, get all riled up about who’s with who and why it won’t work. And the astrology, well, it’s just another way to stir the pot. “Oh, they’re not compatible because he’s a Capricorn and she’s a Sagittarius!” Baloney, I say. People are people, stars or no stars.
If you ain’t into astrology, don’t you worry none. It don’t mean nothin’ if you don’t let it. You live your life, love who you love, and don’t let no stars tell you otherwise. Them TV folks, they need somethin’ to talk about, somethin’ to keep you watchin’. But you, you just listen to your own heart.
And one more thing, them city folk, they got all these fancy ways of talkin’ about love. But it’s all the same, no matter where you’re from or what your sign is. It’s about findin’ someone who makes you feel good, who makes you laugh, and who you wanna grow old with, even if they snore like a freight train.
So, you watch your “Love is Blind,” have a good laugh, and don’t take them stars too serious. Life’s too short to worry about what some planet far, far away thinks about your love life. You just go find your own happiness, stars be damned.
Tags: [Love is Blind, Astrology, Zodiac Signs, Compatibility, Dating, Relationships, Reality TV, Aries, Aquarius, Love]