Alright, let’s talk about them lovey-dovey stars, the ones they call asteroids, and how they mess with your love life. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I heard some things about these asteroids, and I’m gonna tell ya what I know, the plain and simple way.
First off, they got this asteroid called Amor. Sounds like “amour,” you know, like that fancy French word for love. Well, this Amor, they say it’s all about the good stuff in love. You know, bein’ kind, showin’ affection, and gettin’ real close to someone. Like, holdin’ hands, huggin’, and all that mushy stuff. If this Amor shows up strong in your chart, or connects with someone else’s stars, maybe you got a good shot at findin’ a real sweet love. Like a good ol’ fashioned romance, not that fly-by-night stuff the young folks do these days.
Then there’s Cupido. Sounds like Cupid, that little baby with the bow and arrow, right? Well, this asteroid is kinda like that. They say if your Cupido lines up with someone else’s Amor, well, honey, that’s like a sign you two are meant to be. Soulmates, they call it. Like you was stitched together from the same cloth. A real magical kinda thing, like findin’ a four-leaf clover on a sunny day.
- Ceres: This one, they named it after some Roman goddess of mothers and growin’ stuff. It’s about how you take care of your young’uns and keep ’em safe. Like a mama hen watchin’ over her chicks.
- Hygeia: This one’s about stayin’ healthy. You know, eatin’ your greens, gettin’ enough sleep, and not frettin’ too much. ‘Cause if you ain’t healthy, you ain’t got nothin’.
Now, some of these asteroids ain’t all sunshine and roses. There’s this one called Nessus. They say this one’s got to do with bad stuff that happened when you was a kid. Real bad stuff, like… well, I ain’t gonna say it out loud, but you know what I mean. The kind of stuff that leaves a mark on your soul. If this Nessus is hooked up with your Sun, well, that ain’t good. It means you might have some real deep hurts to deal with.
And then there’s the lovey-dovey ones again. They got Astarte, which is all about that steamy kinda love, you know, the bedroom stuff. And Erato, that’s more about the sensual side of love, like enjoyin’ a good meal together, or dancin’ in the moonlight. Like feelin’ good in your skin and with someone else.
Some folks talk about Juno too. This one’s about gettin’ hitched, makin’ a commitment, the long haul kinda love. Not just a flash in the pan, but somethin’ that’s gonna last. Like a good quilt, it keeps you warm through the cold nights.
So, you see, these asteroids, they ain’t just rocks floatin’ around in space. They got somethin’ to say about your love life, your past, and your future. They can tell you if you gonna find a soulmate, if you gonna have a happy family, or if you got some old hurts you need to heal. Now, I ain’t sayin’ this is gospel, but it’s somethin’ to think about, ain’t it? Maybe next time you look up at the stars, you’ll think about these asteroids and what they might be tryin’ to tell ya.
And don’t go thinkin’ you need to be a rocket scientist to understand this stuff. It’s just about payin’ attention, listenin’ to your heart, and maybe, just maybe, lookin’ up at the sky every now and then. ‘Cause the answers you seek might be written in the stars, or in them little floatin’ rocks they call asteroids. And if you don’t find the answers there, well, just keep on livin’ and lovin’. That’s the best advice this old woman can give ya.
Remember, life is like a garden, you gotta tend to it, water it, and pull out the weeds. And sometimes, you gotta just let the sun shine on it and trust that things will grow. And love, well, love is like a wildflower, it can bloom anywhere, even in the most unexpected places. So keep your heart open, and who knows, maybe those asteroids will guide you to somethin’ real special.
Tags: [Asteroid Astrology, Love Astrology, Amor Asteroid, Cupido Asteroid, Ceres Asteroid, Hygeia Asteroid, Nessus Asteroid, Astarte Asteroid, Erato Asteroid, Juno Asteroid, Relationships, Soulmates, Synastry, Passion, Romance, Sexual Astrology]