Alright, let’s talk about this astrology stuff, you know, the stars and houses and all that. Folks keep askin’ me, “Which house is for them in-laws?” Well, it ain’t as simple as lookin’ at one house, I tell ya. It’s a whole mess of ’em!
Now, some say the eighth house is where you find your in-laws. Especially for us women, they say. It’s like, your husband’s people, you know? And if you got planets sittin’ in that eighth house, well, get ready for some trouble, they say. But that ain’t the whole story, no sirree.
See, it’s all about countin’ houses, like you countin’ eggs in a basket. You gotta start with the seventh house. That’s the house of your husband, your partner. Then you start countin’ from there.
- For your mother-in-law, you gotta look at the tenth house. Why? ‘Cause it’s the fourth house from the seventh, and the fourth house, well, that’s like the mama house, you know? So, tenth house is your husband’s mama’s house – your mother-in-law.
- And your father-in-law? He’s in the third house. It’s the ninth house from the seventh, see? Ninth house is like the daddy house, so third house is your husband’s daddy – your father-in-law. Confusin’, ain’t it?
- Now, for your husband’s brothers and sisters, it gets even trickier.
- Your younger brother-in-law or sister-in-law, they’re in the ninth house. ‘Cause that’s the third house from the seventh. Third house is like the younger siblings, you get it?
- And those older brother-in-laws or sister-in-laws? They’re in the fifth house. That’s the eleventh house from the seventh, and eleventh is like the older siblings house. Makes your head spin, don’t it?
So, it ain’t just one house for all them in-laws. It’s like a whole family livin’ in different rooms in the sky! And don’t forget, each house is ruled by a sign, like Aries or Taurus. That adds another layer of craziness to it all. Like, if your third house got some mean ol’ planet in it, maybe your father-in-law ain’t the nicest fella. Or if your tenth house got a good planet, maybe your mother-in-law’s a real sweetie. You never know!
And then there’s the sixth house. That’s the house of troubles, like court cases and fights. So, if you got some bad stuff goin’ on with your in-laws, maybe the sixth house and its ruler are to blame. It’s all connected, you see.
Some folks even talk about “derived houses.” That’s when you start countin’ from other houses, not just the seventh. Like, if you wanna know about your sister-in-law’s cat, you gotta count seven houses from the third house! Can you believe it? It gets real complicated real fast.
So, there ain’t no easy answer to this in-law house question. You gotta look at the whole darn chart, and even then, it’s just a guess. Astrology ain’t an exact science, you know. It’s more like… well, it’s more like readin’ the tea leaves. Sometimes you see somethin’, sometimes you don’t. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Just don’t go blamin’ the stars for everything, okay? Sometimes people are just… well, people.
Anyways, that’s what I know about them in-law houses. Hope it makes some sense to ya. If not, well, just blame it on the stars!
Tags: [In-Laws, 3rd House, 7th House, 8th House, 5th House, 9th House, 10th House, Astrology, Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, Spouse, Family, Relationships, Derived Houses, Planets]
