Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “primal astrology compatibility,” whatever that fancy term means. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks cook up, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya, same as I’d explain how to tell a good melon from a bad one.
Now, from what I gather, this primal thingy is all about mixin’ up them star signs – you know, like the ones they print in the almanac. They got the Western ones, like Leo and whatnot, and then them Eastern ones, with the dragons and the pigs and all that. And they mash ‘em together, like makin’ a stew. So, if you’re a Leo born in the year of the Dragon, they say you’re somethin’ called an Orca. Sounds fishy to me, but that’s what they say.
They say these Orca folks are, well, they’re kinda show-offy, always wantin’ attention, but they’re also friendly, I guess. Like that big ol’ rooster down the road, struts around like he owns the place, but he’ll share a worm with the hens if he’s feelin’ generous.
- So, can these stars tell ya who to hitch your wagon to? Can they say if you and that fella down the lane are gonna be happy as clams, or fightin’ like cats and dogs?
- Well, the smarty-pants folks, they ain’t got no proof it works, but they ain’t got no proof it don’t neither. It’s like plantin’ by the moon; some folks swear by it, others say it’s hogwash.
Now, they talk about “sun sign compatibility,” which is just a fancy way of sayin’ which signs get along. Like, they say an Aries and a Leo, them two are like peas in a pod. And a Taurus and a Cancer, they stick together like glue. But then you got others, like oil and water, I reckon.
But this primal stuff, it adds another layer, like bakin’ a cake with extra frosting. So, you might be a Scorpio in the regular star signs, but then you gotta figure out what year you was born in to get your “primal” sign. It’s a whole lotta fuss if you ask me, but some folks, they like to complicate things.
They got charts and numbers and percentages, tellin’ you how well a “Seal” gets along with a “Hawk” or whatever. The higher the number, the better it is, I s’pose. Like gettin’ a good price at the market – more is better. They even got a website, this “*,” where you can look all this stuff up. Me, I’d rather spend my time cannin’ peaches, but to each their own, I always say.
So, what’s it all mean? Can it really tell you if you’ve found your soulmate? Well, I reckon it’s like this: it’s just another way of lookin’ at things. It might give you somethin’ to think about, somethin’ to talk about with your sweetie. But it ain’t gospel, that’s for sure.
Relationships, well, they’re like tendin’ a garden. You gotta put in the work, water it regular, pull out the weeds. You can’t just plant a seed and expect a prize-winning pumpkin without liftin’ a finger. And no amount of star-gazin’ is gonna change that.
So, if you wanna know if you and your beau are compatible, don’t just look at the stars. Look at how he treats ya, how he acts when things get tough, how he shares the chores. That’ll tell you a whole lot more than any chart or percentage, you mark my words.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ this primal astrology stuff is a bunch of hooey, but I ain’t sayin’ it ain’t either. It’s just… somethin’ to think about. Like readin’ the tea leaves or throwin’ salt over your shoulder. If it makes you feel better, if it gives you a little hope, well, then maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. But don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, that’s all I’m sayin’.
At the end of the day, findin’ someone to share your life with, that’s about more than just the stars. It’s about kindness, and respect, and havin’ someone who’ll hold your hand when the goin’ gets tough. And that, my friends, is somethin’ you can’t find in any almanac.
Tags: Primal Astrology, Compatibility, Western Zodiac, Eastern Zodiac, Relationships, Sun Signs, Orca, Leo, Dragon, Soulmate