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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… birfday astrology stuff. Don’t rightly know what them fancy folks call it, but it’s about what your birfday says ’bout you, you know? Like, if you was born on a certain day, you’re supposed to be this way or that way. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to some, but it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell that them numbers matter. Like, if you’re born on the 2nd of any month, you’re a number 2 person, see? And that Moon, she’s got somethin’ to do with it too. Folks born on December 2nd, they say they’re dreamers, you know, always thinkin’ up stuff. They like pretty things and they’re honest and generous, or so they say. And good with money, too, seems like. They say investin’ in land is a good thing for ’em. Land, that’s somethin’ I understand. Always good to have a piece of dirt to call your own.
Then there’s them September 2nd folks. They got a “strong sense of purpose,” whatever that means. Sounds like they’re stubborn as mules, if you ask me. But they also want everyone to get along, which ain’t a bad thing. The thing is, they gotta learn to bend a little, or they’ll break. And they gotta take care of themselves, too. Can’t be workin’ all the time, gotta rest up a bit. That’s what I always say, work hard, rest harder!
- If you’re born in June, ‘specially on the 12th, you’re a talker. A real charmer, they say. Folks like you right off the bat. You make ’em laugh and you’re always the center of attention. Like a peacock struttin’ its feathers, I reckon.
- Now, July 2nd, that’s a different story. Them folks, they love their families somethin’ fierce. Family’s everything to ’em, and their friends are like family too. Good people, but they worry too much. Always frettin’ about somethin’ or other. Gotta learn to let go a little, I say. Can’t control everything, life just ain’t like that.
So, what does all this mean? I ain’t got a clue, to be honest. But it’s kinda like lookin’ at the clouds, you know? You can see all sorts of things if you just let your mind wander. Maybe your birfday does say somethin’ about you, maybe it don’t. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Makes you feel special, like you’re part of somethin’ bigger than yourself.
Like, if you believe in this stuff, maybe it can help you understand yourself better. Or maybe it can help you understand other folks better. Like, if you know someone’s a June 12th baby, you know they’re gonna be a chatterbox. And if they’re a July 2nd, you know they’re gonna be worryin’ about their mama. It’s all just a way of lookin’ at the world, I guess. And ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
But don’t go lettin’ this birfday stuff rule your life, now. You’re still you, no matter what day you was born on. You gotta make your own choices and live your own life. Don’t let no stars or numbers tell you what to do. Just take it all with a grain of salt, and have a little fun with it. That’s what I do. Life’s too short to be takin’ everything so serious. So go on, read your birfday horoscope, have a laugh, and then get on with your day. Ain’t nothin’ more important than that.
And remember, ain’t no matter what them stars say, you are who you choose to be. You got the power inside you, just gotta find it and let it shine.
Tags: [Birthday Astrology, Personality Traits, Horoscopes, Birth Date, Numerology, Moon, Gemini, December, September, June, July]